Noisy Noise

JP Morgan wanted to help investors invest. But thanks to r/wallstreetbets and Elon with his fan boi minions, investing is so noisy it’s hard to hear yourself think.

So we cut through that noise with this director’s cut.

“What if we do the same thing, but we shoot it at a pool?” asked Farley. “Fine,” shrugged the producer.

Don’t you hate it when those pesky blue birds on your phone tell you to invest in things? It’s the worst.